Dedrick Affenbaffen

Dedrick is a dorky nobody at school. However, in the streets, he's apparently a handsome jester. He performs in full costume(mask and all) just a few miles away in another town. All of the freshmen girls swoon over him constantly. I mean, who can blame them?

When he's not performing, Dedrick can be found in the woods with his friends playing Dragons & Dynasties(again, full costume). They reenact scenes from their imaginations in immaculate detail.

One day while practicing his jests in his backyard, he encountered three nerds hiding in the bushes. From that day on he was never the same again.